i just asked my brother where he hid the nutella

he said “i’m nutelling you”

(Source: drunk-tattoo, via freddifish)

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passhion:

Palm boobies

tomsjiggle:

you know what pisses me off oh man when people are messing around in class and the teacher politely tells them to stop and they get all mad like WHO THE FUCK HE THINK HE IS um he’s your teacher dumbass he works hard af to deal with hundreds of students a day you shut your mOUTH NOW

(Source: kingdickiebitch, via laughingnancy)

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soulsnatcha:

i have a good talent for picking up on peoples bad energy, wackness & fuck shit. so don’t even bring that my way cuz i will deflect the shit outta you. i will teleport outta there real quick. keep ya fuck shit away frm me.

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soulsnatcha:

it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.

(via beardsbluntsbroncos)

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